Dr. Bush
(Sung to the tune "My Heart Stood Still")

They said to try the pill.
Sam thought he knew the drill,
And then his heart stood still.

Her lawyer had the proof,
Knew why his heart went poof,
And who'd made the guilty pill.

Though not a single party claimed
   that it was not the pill,
Bush says, "My FDA
   has said, 'that pill won't kill…'

"And since they said that's so,
Sam's wife will get no dough
Although his heart stood still."

Music by Richard Rodgers
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/25/04