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Evidently Bush dodged it – In the Guard un-presidentially hodgepodged it – If he'd been a skier, he'd have ski lodged it. Bush dodged the draft. John Ashcroft it – Typically he simply dummkopfed it – And seven times he scoffed off it. He goof-offed the draft. While fighting Vietnamese, Kerry was a hero we know – While Cheney's five pleas worried, why should he have to go? Rummy tried hard and just missed it – Wolfowitz and Perle chose to limp wrist it – Antagonistic Dougie Feith just dissed it – These Bolshevists resisted the draft.
Music by Cole Porter |