Dying For Philip Morris
As sung by Philp Morris to the Rodgers & Hart tune
"Manhattan"
(We'll have Manhattan, the Bronx and Staten Island, too)

At Philip Morris
Kids still implore us for a light.
Our ads to not ignite
Incite
Their flights of fancy
Where necromancy lets them know
Dead smokers still can go
Where no one says, "No, no.
Not here, Joe."

A healthy athlete
Who's able to compete won't try
The temptations we supply.
The cigarette's such a wondrous ploy
For our shareholders to enjoy
The early death of each girl and boy.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Lorenz Hart
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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11/27/06

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