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"I'm called Eric Keroack, Dear Doctor Keroack, Though former patients ask why. I'm the Bush gynecologist Not the proctologist Who'll deduce where his head went bye-bye. "As a youth I was sexless, So totally feckless, My only hope's been OB/gyn. Though my prospects are looking up, For Bush I am cooking up A case based on oxytocin. "Oxytocin's a hormone Some use to condone Eccentricities and fall in love. So I'm s'posed to disparage All sex before marriage. Why expend it on those you'll tire of? "But can hormones decipher That you're now a lifer? God knows why so few can agree, Which no doubt is why Bush, Or a voice from his tush, Announced he would settle for me. "Abstinence makes men fonder Of women who wander From our goal of immaculate conception, Making folks prone to flout, And it so tough to tout Our Bush plan to ban contraception."
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