Even Clintons Get Jealous
Hillary discusses her major issues with Obama
to the song "I Still Get Jealous"
(I still get jealous when they look at you)

We both are jealous of the way you win –
That self-control that's kept you thin.
What secrets can you share
For eating pizza bare?
No topping's not a Clinton discipline.

Bill's 'specially jealous when he hears you speak.
We both agree he seems to squeak.
Had Monica not bitten,
He might still sound like you,
And not be sore because I hid the glue.

Music by Jule Styne
Original Lyric by Sammy Cahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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5/4/08

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