I have lies for you you shouldn't overlook I have words that make me sound like I'm a schnook. Dumb photo op shoots, I'm willing to do, And ev'ry war I've fought I've fought for you. I have bombed civilians and have rarely missed I have Karen to help give the truth a twist You'll hate fibs I've told, and I've told a few, And ev'ry war I've fought I've fought for you. I don't care who I smote. I'm just vying for your vote. You for me; me for you I'll cut plenty of taxes. I'm not better for you but I'm much worse, And it's me your kids and their kids will curse I'm a terrible choice, but what can you do? Ev'ry war I've fought I've fought for you.
Music by Richard Rodgers |