Feuding Feebly *
Sung to Irving Berlin's tune "Doin' What Comes Natur'lly"

David Brooks defends the crooks
   and the hooks by Junior –
Suggests they rule prodigiously
   because they feud incessantly.

Theocons hate neocons?
   Who's he think he's kidding?
Force-feed The Theocracy
   peddled as "democracy."

You don't have to be a Bush aristocrat
   as long as you contribute when they pass the hat.
You don't have to know the views of Aristotle
   to take away another little baby's bottle,
Expeditiously – that comes natur'lly.

When that Congressman from Texas
   decides to fan the flame
And mark a judge with X's,
   the NRA takes aim.

Feuding factions? Fascist actions!
   helping corporations
Philosophize as they downsize
   by outsourcing, natur'lly.

* The New York Times - 4/5/05
David Brooks - "A House Divided and Strong"

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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