Five Cheney Deferments
Sung to the Jule Styne tune
"Three Coins In The Fountain"

Five Cheney deferments!
He was more scared than the rest
And still insists on taking cover
If you mention terrorest.

Five Cheney deferments!
He ducked the draft repeatedly.
He was such a yeller belly,
Counting on Lynne's pregnancy.

Five Cheney deferments
Kept the coward close to home.
His "priorities" deterred him,
Planning his own Teapot Dome.

Five Cheney deferments!
He and Bush are patriots
Who sacrifice your sons and brothers
Though neither of them has the guts.

Five Cheney deferments!
When insurgents find his nest,
Will they pause to draw straws
To see which one will be blessed?
"Make him mine! Make him mine! Make him mine!"

Music by Jule Styne
Original Lyric by Sammy Cahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/19/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Cheney'