Five Cheney deferments! He was more scared than the rest And still insists on taking cover If you mention terrorest. Five Cheney deferments! He ducked the draft repeatedly. He was such a yeller belly, Counting on Lynne's pregnancy. Five Cheney deferments Kept the coward close to home. His "priorities" deterred him, Planning his own Teapot Dome. Five Cheney deferments! He and Bush are patriots Who sacrifice your sons and brothers Though neither of them has the guts. Five Cheney deferments! When insurgents find his nest, Will they pause to draw straws To see which one will be blessed? "Make him mine! Make him mine! Make him mine!"
Music by Jule Styne |