Fools Do Something For Me
To be sung with Doris Day to Cole Porter's
"You Do Something To Me"
(…Something that simply mystifies me.)

Fools do something for me.
Sometimes they even canonize me.
Must be how my V.P.
Made himself the one to ill-advise me.

How else could demons from hell
Get me in doo-doo the whole world can smell?

He does something to me
That fools me,
So why not you?

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/15/06

To 'Bushie, Betrayed'
To 'Bushie's Co-conspriator, Cheney'