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I've learned a little bit But never quite enough To keep from showing I'm still a fool. Instead of terrorists On our most wanted lists I worry there should be a new rule: To lead a proper life Covet thy neighbor's wife, Assuming she's the opposite sex, For if we find she ain't, We'll file a stiff complaint And cut you off from lobbyists' checks. Lacking a trade, and not Pop's fav'rite son, It became a game To see who could find a new goof for me Which explains how I soon became A Jerry Falwell tool Who'd push his stupid rule Instead of saying who will get to Escape from Mexico And blow up – I don't know – Whatever Chertoff now lets them do.
Music & Original Lyric by Peggy Lee & Dave Barbour |