Fools For Secrecy
To be sung with Bushie to the tune
"Secret Love"
(Once I had a secret love that lived inside the heart of me.)

We will make a secret of
Those things we think you shouldn't see,
Things we're in a cold sweat of
That fuel comparisons with me.

NSA knows who you are
And ev'rything you say and do,
But fears that I'd be your bête noir
If what we've done were known to you.

So we classify what media shills
Might supply your hateful rumor mills.
Forget talk of an open door.
We're keeping lots more secret than before.

Music by Sammy Fain
Original Lyric by Paul Francis Webster
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/28/06

To 'Bushie, The Lying Bastard'
To 'Bushie's Snooping & Bugging Policy'