For A DeLay There's Mastercard *
Sung to the tune
"I Thought About You"

I took a trip on a plane using Jack's credit card –
The DeLay gravy train; lots of lobbyist lard.
Two or three votes for sev'ral C-notes –
I skim the cream.
Indian tribes pay lobbyist bribes –
Same payoff scheme with the same old team.

For ev'ry round that I played there was a new credit card.
As long as someone else paid, we figured he'd parred.
And as I look back why should I keep track
   of the source of each smackerooo?
For a free trip or two? They know I'll come through.

* The Washington Post - 4/24/05
"DeLay Airfare Was Charged To Lobbyist's Credit Card"

Music by Johnny Mercer
Original Lyric by Jimmy Van Heusen
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/26/05

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