Forget They're Arabs
To be sung with Judy Garland to the tune
"Get Happy"
(Forget your troubles and just get happy.)

Forget they're Arabs who pay off Pappy.
Blocking sales is an unfair way
To limit the dough my Pappy
Can make on ev'ry stowaway.

Who cares if Osama's Pappy
Helped Pappy's Carlyle Group expand
Into container management?
They needed a helping hand.

Why worry that insurgents
   are gonna know where to hide?
Containers aren't that comfy
   cozy when you ride inside.

So won't you make Pappy's Arabs happy?
Perhaps your cares can be blown away.
And maybe they'll share their virgins
Which sure beats how I spend my day.

Music by Harold Arlen
Original Lyrics by Ted Koehler
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/25/06

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