Forget they're Arabs who pay off Pappy. Blocking sales is an unfair way To limit the dough my Pappy Can make on ev'ry stowaway. Who cares if Osama's Pappy Helped Pappy's Carlyle Group expand Into container management? They needed a helping hand. Why worry that insurgents are gonna know where to hide? Containers aren't that comfy cozy when you ride inside. So won't you make Pappy's Arabs happy? Perhaps your cares can be blown away. And maybe they'll share their virgins Which sure beats how I spend my day.
Music by Harold Arlen |