Fortunate Flack
Being sung by a Fox flack to the Creedence Clearwater tune
"Fortunate Son"
(Some folks are born made to wave the flag)

Fortunate flack paid to wave the flag –
Not white – more red than blue –
Bushie devotee translates for the chief –
Keeps him from looking like the dumb son.

Why not me? Why not me? Lord, I love a Bushie snow job.
Why not me? Why not me? Lord, I'd love that Tony Snow job.

Flacks who're reborn, even if off-brand,
Have to promulgate what we were hired for.
Ev'ry one of us is a media whore, boy.
That's why old Ruppert pays so damn well.

Why not me? Why not me? Lord, I love a Bushie snow job.
Why not me? Why not me? Lord, I'd love that Tony Snow job.

Fox flacks are born dollar signs in eyes
Looking to see who will pay the most.
But if you ask me if I'm filthy rich,
I'll reply, "Like Bushie, I'm dirt poor, mon."

Why not me? Why not me? Lord, I love a Bushie snow job.
Why not me? Why not me? Lord, I'd love that Tony Snow job.

Fortunate flack paid to wave the flag –
Not white – more red than blue –
Bushie devotee translates for the chief –
Keeps him from looking like the dumb son.

Why not me? Why not me? Lord, I love a Bushie snow job.
Why not me? Why not me? Lord, I'd love that Tony Snow job.

Music & Original Lyric by John Fogerty
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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11/25/06

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