Fox: Don't Wall Them Out *
To be sung to Cole Porter's tune "Don't Fence Me In"
(Give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above)

Give them jobs, lots of jobs.
I demand you let them in.
Don't wall them out.
What's it matter they're illegal?
They're all my next of kin.
Don't wall them out.

Let them send what they make back to help me ease
Our chronic unemployment while I catch my zzzz's –
How can I live in style without my finder's fees?
Don't wall them out.

Just turn them loose, they'll skedaddle while we prattle
   about freedom and Bush lies.
He's so obtuse that it's easy to be sleazy
   as he tries to verbalize.

Let me tell Montezuma his revenge commences
The minute I coax Junior to remove his fences.
As Wolfowitz has proved he's blind to consequences.
Don't wall them out.

* The Washington Post - 3/17/05
"Fox Says Walls Along Border Must Be Razed"

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/18/05

To 'Bushie's Employment Policy'
To 'Bushie's Immigration Policy'