Gabbing And Jabbing
To be sung to the tune
"Aba Daba Honeymoon"
("Aba, daba, daba, daba ,daba ,daba ,dab," said the chimpie to the monk.)

"Evolution, jabber, jabber, jabber, jabber, jab,"
   said the gay chimp to the monk.
"Creationism, blabber, blabber, blabber, blabber, blab,"
   said the gay monk to the chimp.
All day long they're gabbing away,
All night long they're happy they're gay,
Knowing and showing, God and Darwin have no say.

"Jabber, jabber, jabber, are you sure you love me, too?"
"Blabber, blabber, blabber, just enough to marry you."
Then a small baboon spent an afternoon
Convincing them that a Bushie goon
Would not approve of gabbing
   on a happy honeymoon.

Music & Original Lyric by Arthur fields & Walter Donovan
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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10/31/06

To 'Bushie, Holier Than Thou?'