George Walker Regrets
Sung to the Cole Porter tune
"Miss Otis Regrets"

George Walker regrets Karl Rove isn't with him today,
Madam.
Which leaves him with not a hell of a lot to say.
He feels he has been betrayed,
He's been told what Rove must have conveyed,
Madam.
George Walker regrets that Karl couldn't be here today.

When he woke up and found what his claim to fame had done,
Madam,
He couldn't believe that Rove could have been that dumb,
So he had them remove Rove's phone,
Which is why he is here alone,
Madam.
He couldn't call Karl to ask him to lunch today.

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/17/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Rove'