George's Inaction *
Sung to the tune
"Music Maestro, Please"

Tonight she'll go to Chippendales
While I catch my z's –
Tonight's a night I can't forget
About saltpeter
Now that I'm leader

Trying to again appease
Fox about his thing,
His plans to bring
Us lots more Mexicans
Wearing their G-strings.

She's always liked dancing,
But finding I can't dance,
Likes Mexicans
Even more than Republicans.

At night while she's at Chippendales
Stuffing dollar bills
I wonder if maybe I should close
Those immigration mills.

* The New York Times - 5/3/05
John Tierney - "Laura Bush Talks Naughty"

Music by Allie Wrubel
Original Lyric by Herb Magidson
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/4/05

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