Tonight she'll go to Chippendales While I catch my z's Tonight's a night I can't forget About saltpeter Now that I'm leader Trying to again appease Fox about his thing, His plans to bring Us lots more Mexicans Wearing their G-strings. She's always liked dancing, But finding I can't dance, Likes Mexicans Even more than Republicans. At night while she's at Chippendales Stuffing dollar bills I wonder if maybe I should close Those immigration mills. * The New York Times - 5/3/05 John Tierney - "Laura Bush Talks Naughty"
Music by Allie Wrubel |