Georgie One Word
(Sung to the tune "Johnny One Note")

Georgie can only pronounce one word
And the word he pronounces is this:
WAR!__________________
And thinking his one word is bliss,
Finds on his campaign they hiss.

Will Georgie one word,
If re-elected,
Still be expected to shout.
Putting few doubters to rout?
They know which he'll want to try out,
WAR's what he can't live without.

Would Georgie one word
Offer in good faith to serve,
Or lack the nerve and observe?

Did Georgie one word
Volunteer for Vietnam,
Or duck the fight safe from harm?

Never hears a bang –
Only shoots for fun –
Now in a class by himself on
His Air Force One.

If they strike at home,
You'll see Caesar leave Rome,
Proving he's useless,
As a toothless old comb.

When Georgie one word
Replays the coward,
Who's glowered all over the place,
Will he still think his word can save face?

Music by Richard Rodgers
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/22/04

To 'Bushie, The Articulate'