Glad
Sung to the Rodgers & Hart tune
"Glad To Be Unhappy"

Fools rushed in, so here we are,
Fighting wars for Bush's Pappy.
We can't win, but here we are
Fighting for more oil for Pappy.

Justifying war is such a chore,
And so far's gone pretty bad,
Is his Pappy that dirt poor?
Maybe Kenny's his real dad.

Though 'slam dunk' was pure flimflam,
His fat Mammy's asking Pappy,
"Why be unhappy?
He's oh, so glad."

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Lorenz Hart
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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11/29/05

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