God Bless Ye Good Republicans
To be sung to the carol
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

God bless ye, good Republicans, there is no need to pray.
Remember Bush, Our Savior, will pardon Tom DeLay,
So give your all for Bushie power, he's promised that he'll stay –
Contributing's a comfort and joy, and a tax toy,
Deductible for Bushie hoi polloi.

Thank God that Bushie's father has taught his son the game,
Imbued him with his love for oil and showed from whence it came.
Now that you've seen he's always right and rarely takes the blame –
Contributing's a comfort and joy, and a tax toy,
Deductible for Bushie hoi polloi.

We also thank his mommy dear for letting him be born.
Apparently abortions hadn't then become the norm,
And though she is a harridan, who guessed that he'd be crowned,
She's prob'ly still a virgin; what man would fool around?
Contributing ensures a lot more joy, and a tax toy,
Deductible for Bushie hoi polloi.

Music & Original Lyric - Traditional
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/21/05

To 'Bush's Christmas Carols'