God's Advice To Bush
Sung to the tune
"You Made Me Love You"

God said keep fishin'.
I didn't wanna do it.
He said you gotta do it.
He said your mission
Is to fish right through it,
Although they'll say you blew it.

God says I'll catch some sometimes -
Sometimes I won't.
But not to feel bad,
And so I mostly don't.

But what I'd lie for –
He said I shouldn't tell you
What I'm about to tell you –
I'd love to catch a few,
At least one; maybe two; aren't I due?

In New Orleans, He says try for
A cast or two on flooded streets -
The water's high for
A fisherman, namely you.

Music by James V. Monaco
Original Lyric by Joseph McCarthy
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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9/19/05

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