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Gollum Faces Facts We're worried Our Friends: He's younger. He's taller. He's much better looking. His wife has a much nicer ass. But we wants it. We needs it, We must have the precious or we risks ending up middle class. Imagine not having a friend in the White House whose Daddy was not that well off – Alcoholic, perhaps, but loving long naps with an aide with a come hither coif. When losing, we're vicious, our ads are malicious and we calls on our new rabble-rouser. But there's less and less cheering and lately we're hearing that fewer and fewer espouse her. Though we found her charming, her bark is alarming, especially in light of her Trooper. Having morphed into Mac, we had best watch our back. Can't fall victim to our wicked blooper.
Bob Carlson To 'Gollum Morphed Into Old Mac' Verse To 'McCain's Voting Ploys' |