Gollum Morphed Into Old Mac
And no one noticed.

Our Friends:
It couldn't have been easier,
    our morphing into Mac,
We've a sneaky way about us
    that normal people lack.

Ev'rything about us looks as
    if we'd shriveled up.
We're an angry little bastard that
    you hope someone will whup.

Notice how we shuffled through
    that last town hall debate?
Is it elevator shoes or age
    screwing up our gait?

Devious, deceitful, we are
    quick to change our spots
Making sure we're with the haves
    instead of the have nots.

Maureen Dowd damned what we've done.
    We think she used Pig Latin,
Or what our Sarah's lipstick crowd
    calls upper crust chitchattin'.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/12/08

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