Goodnight, Rummy
(Sung to the tune "Goodnight Sweetheart")
(...till we meet tomorrow)

Goodnight, Rummy,
You knew less than Tenet –
Goodnight, Rummy,
Yet you conned the Senate –
With more spies than Tenet controlled
Why weren't we told
You were beholden to
Ahmed Chalabi?

Goodnight, Rummy,
Busy with downsizing –
Goodnight, Rummy,
Busy brutalizing –
You put too few troops on the ground,
Those weapons weren't found,
And you're still around?
Goodnight, Rummy,
Goodby.

Music by Ray Noble
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/13/04

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