Got Our Millions In Swiss Banks
Hillary singing to her supporters about financing her debacle to Irving Berlin's
"I Got the Sun In The Morning"
(I got the sun in the morning and the moon at night)

Got Ohio? Got New York?
So what! They won't pop the cork
For Mark Penn in the morning
    and God-knows-who at night.

All your millions went for naught.
Little Rhode Island is what was bought
By Mark Penn in the morning
    and God-knows-who at night.

Moonshine becomes Grand Marnier.
Bootleggers must have a say.
Amish folk need to get to vote,
Or else this could end up as all I wrote.

Appalachia's my last chance –
Older voters lacking hip transplants
Unlike Penn in the morning
    and God-knows-who at night.

Milt Romney's from a diff'rent school –
Spent his own millions like a drunken fool.
Prob'ly living by the Golden Rule.
That's not a workable Clinton tool.

Got our millions in Swiss banks,
So I'd like to express my thanks
To Mark Penn in the morning
    and God-knows-who at night,
Who've used your contributions to underwrite
    and finance my plight.

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/5/08

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