Having Done So Well So Far
Being sung by Bushie to Doris Day's hit from 'Calamity Jane'
"Secret Love"
(Once I had a secret love that lived within the heart of me.)

Once I was the Texas Gov.
Which folks would die was up to me.
I, of course, was well-thought-of,
Deciding expedishushly.

Having done so well so far,
Leaving nothing up to you,
You can thank your lucky star
It's me deciding what to do.

Now I'm blessed with even greater skills,
And can promise more substantial thrills.
No longer do I do just three or four –
The sky's the limit; just send more!

Music by Sammy Fain
Original Lyric by Paul Francis Webster
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/1/07

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