Hiawatha Weighs In
Remembering Longfellow's Indian legend
"The Song Of Hiawatha"
(By the shores of Gitche Gumee, By the shining Big-Sea-Water)

Stay Iraqis, peace be with thee.
Migrate not beyond the border.
Worry not about the daughter,
Or Bush procreative urgin'.
Unlike sacrificial bomber
Never needing skilled embalmer,
His won't be expecting virgin.

Bushie's Zoo Tube proclamation
Pictures victor motivation.
His Herr Goebbel's Duke U. answer?
Hotsy-totsy belly dancer.

Disregard bleak press assessment.
Soon you'll wonder where bad press went.
Judy Miller got off lightly;
Dobbs did count down vigil nightly.
This time Cheney won't berate 'em.
He'll have Snow indoctrinate 'em,
Tell how well each war is going,
Two years more of more snow blowing.

Original Verse by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
New Verse by Bob Carlson
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2/5/07

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