His eyes have seen the horror when the hostess hasn't poured, And the wasted vintage when the Rangers haven't scored. He has seen Dick Cheney frightened of falling on his sword When truth keeps marching on. He has watched himself misfire when he's promised stem cell grants, And wasn't being questioned by some local sycophants. He's revealed his insecurity with patriotic rants, Pretending to be Ghenghis Khan. He would criticize the 'strumpet' for her halftime décolleté. He would cut back food allowances for folks too poor to pay, And castgate the critics of his crony Tom DeLay With shouts of "Bring 'em on!" Glory stories to harangue you Bushie glory to harangue you Hoary stories to harangue you Lord Bushie's hanging on.
Music by William Steffe To 'Bushie, the Warrior Wimp' |