His Next Hoax *
Sung to the tune "Someday You'll Be Sorry"

What will be his next hoax?
Prospects for Alaska will depend
On selling Hummers to consume more gas –
Cheney has warned him
   to help Exxon declare its dividend.

Too bad for Alaska
They'll be protected like Iraq.
If not, there's another –
His idiotic brother –
If they can't bring Junior back.

* The New York Times - 6/19/05
Frank Rich - "Two top Guns shoot Blanks"

Music & Original Lyric by Louis Armstrong
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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