Mitt Romney Regrets

To be sung to the Cole Porter tune
"Miss Otis Regrets"

Mitt Romney regrets he forgets what he's for today,
Mormons.
Mitt Romney regrets he forgets what he's here to say.
He is sorry you can't get laid.
With his millions he had thought you'd have it made,
Mormons.
Mitt Romney regrets he forgets what polygamists pray.

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