Homeland Security Humbug
To be sung with Gwen Verdon to the tune
"If My Friends Could See Me Now"
(If they could see me now, that little gang of mine,)

Do you feel safer now
That Bushie's lost Iraq,
Or do you disavow
His ploy to piggyback
The humbug he can foil the guys who like to liquidize
On the British finding they can pulverize

The planes that Bushie says
Israelis will not bomb
As long as he's the prez
And still can grease the palm
Of this nation's sacred cow
Each time Islamists start a row?

Music by Cy Coleman
Original Lyric by Dorothy Fields
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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8/20/06

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