Husband For Hire
Hillary explains why she must be elected
to Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing In The Dark"
(You can't start a fire without a spark)

You will need a liar –
You will need a liar whose hallmark is
Husband for Hire,
Instead of someone whistling in the dark.

Why would you think he was quitting?
How would you know I misspoke?
When I said he'd stick to his knitting,
Did you think I was making a joke?
I'd let him run things in the evening
And take all those three o'clock calls
So I would be fresh in the morning
Denying our Saudi windfalls.

I could be that liar –
I could be that liar whose hallmark is
Husband for Hire,
Who'd make us millions after dark.

When promising Bill's wheeler-dealers
The use of the U.S. Marines
In scrapes with extremist faith healers,
I would swear that I'd not spill the beans,
That they have paid for protection,
Under the table, of course,
Like all mid-Eastern connections
Who are buying a brute show of force.

You can buy this liar –
You can buy this liar whose hallmark is
Husband for Hire
With Bill bamboozling in the dark.

Music & Original Lyric by Bruce Springsteen
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/18/08

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