Hypocrites
Being sung about Hillary and Bill
to Irving Berlin's "Puttin' On The Ritz"
(If you're blue and you don't know where to go to,
why don't you go where fahion sits – puttin' on the Ritz)

Getting two instead of the one elected
    in the Clintons' case is for the pits –
Hypocrite misfits.
Thinking Penn presents no conflict of int'rest
    regardless of whom he baby-sits –
Campaign hypocrites.

Ethics? Something they've not been aware of,
Nor received an honorary chair of,
Or pair's share of!

Clinton lies to guys to sway whether they vote
    willl not gainsay bills Bill submits –
Clinton hypocrites.

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/11/08

To 'Hillary's Voting Ploys'