Verse My Daddy was a source of strength as I was growing up As I'm sure yours also tried to be. Some Dads beget elitists. Some Dads beget defeatists. So let's see how you and your Daddy measure up - Compared to ME! Chorus I am a girl much like the first young girl who married your old Dad. She was a pearl, though not the first young girl your Daddy ever had. I'm also full of something some call faith; some see it diff'rent. Some maintain it's bitterness at my failed run for President. I'm a sainted girl much like the first young girl who married your old Dad. I am a girl just like the cultured pearl who turned down your old Dad. She was a pearl and one stubborn girl your Daddy never had. We graduated Wellesley, a school few find elite - Squirrel hunts on campus were our sole source of meat. I'm a sporting girl just like the cultured pearl who turned down your old Dad. I am a girl just like the cultured pearl who turned down your old Dad. She was a pearl and one stubborn girl your Daddy never had. She owns a smaller mansion farther down my street, But with quarter-mile long driveways we very rarely meet. I'm a private girl just like the cultured pearl who turned down your old Dad. I am a girl just like the cultured pearl who turned down your old Dad. She was a pearl and one stubborn girl your Daddy never had. We shared a bit of bubbly at I forget which house, And guess who made a pass at her? Of course, my Bill, the Louse. I'm monogamous and a cultured pearl. Are you sure who's your Dad? I am a girl just like the cultured pearl who turned down your old Dad. She was a pearl and one stubborn girl your Daddy never had. Like her I stash my millions in a secret off-shore bank, But in my case I've NAFTA and Colombia to thank. I'm a working girl just like the cultured pearl who turned down your old Dad. I am a girl just like the cultured pearl who turned down your old Dad. She was a pearl and one stubborn girl your Daddy never had. Obama can't blow millions on her movie in the nude. His Mom raised him in poverty; called on charity for food. But I'm a wealthy girl and the cultured pearl who bought it for my Cad.
Music by William Dillon |