I love fiascos, I love fiascos, I love to hear those pundits say, "She's a fiasco, A grand fiasco. When will Clinton blow away?" When I watch TV, I cringe when I see George or Hillary With a pedal To the medal, Dodging sniper fire, Which, damn it, missed the liar. I'll get excited And be delighted When announcers interrupt to say, "We dare you, our viewing public, not to go,'Ho! Ho!', As each of their new F-I-A-S-C-O shows Will, starting tonight, Feature Lou Dobbs' Mariachi Band."
Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin |