I Love Fiascos
Being sung about Hillary's campaign
to Irving Berlin's "I Love A Piano"
(I love a piano, I love a piano, I love to hear somebody play)

I love fiascos,
I love fiascos,
I love to hear those pundits say,
"She's a fiasco,
A grand fiasco.
When will Clinton blow away?"

When I watch TV,
I cringe when I see
George or Hillary
With a pedal
To the medal,
Dodging sniper fire,
Which, damn it, missed the liar.

I'll get excited
And be delighted
When announcers interrupt to say,
"We dare you, our viewing public, not to go,'Ho! Ho!',
As each of their new F-I-A-S-C-O shows
Will, starting tonight,
Feature Lou Dobbs' Mariachi Band."

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/7/08

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