If I Did It
Being sung to Bushie by OJ Simpson
to the Rodgers & Hammerstein tune
"If I Loved You"
(If I loved you, time and again I would try to say)

If I did it,
Why would I brag that I'd killed just two
When my score is so low?

I'll admit it
You're more successful at what we do –
I've a long ways to go.

Look at the thousands both here and abroad
You've had done in with advice from your god.

You'll be leaving,
Having displayed that it pays to pray,
But perhaps you should know
Even I think that you
Overdid it.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Oscar Hammerstein III
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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11/18/06

To 'Bushie's Other Co-conspirators'