If Karl Rove Is Gone
Sung to the Cole Porter tune
"From This Moment On"

If Karl Rove is gone,
Who'll help me, dear,
Count past one, two, three, dear,
If Karl Rove is gone?

That unhappy day,
Who'll write my wrongs,
My whiz-banger ding-dongs,
If Karl Rove is gone?

Karl Rove's got the touch they hate so much,
That makes them think I don't need a crutch –
Got the charm that seems so right
When we go over it every night.

If Karl Rove is gone,
They will see, babe,
It was he, not me, babe.
How'll I carry on
If Karl Rove is gone?

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/17/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Rove'