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Verse I've sworn to continue as long as I've dough, Though I'll lose to McCain in the Fall. But those White House knicknacks we cashed in when we left Proved a far from sufficient windfall. And with Obama refusing to fold, Please don't leave me out in the cold – Be a patsy when you're buttonholed. Chorus I'll hock your minks – I'll pawn your pearls While you're one who thinks I'm still one of the girls. eBay your gowns, your shoes and your hats. Mortgage your towns and cold water flats. I'll shake you down, Then welcome congrats. But I'll make sure each contribution you make is one we will never disclose. The IRS may find I'm on the take, but not who contributed clothes. So cough up your minks, Your panties and bras To help me extend The Clinton lost cause. I was so hoping To sign sev'ral laws Preventing interns From getting their claws Into gullible guys As old as their Pas...
Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser |