I'm Never Wrong
(Sung to the tune "I May Be Wrong
But I Think You're Wonderful")

I'm never wrong for
God says I'm wonderful.
To claim I'm wrong is
A ticket to Hell.

Once in a while I'll
Proclaim I'm marvelous.
I'm never wrong so
That's hard to dispel.

All my decrees are insightful.
None of my actions a crime.
Restricting torture is spiteful
So we'll continue bigtime.

War came along
Which will be wonderful
As long as no one
Tells me I'm wrong.

Music by Henry Sullivan
Original lyyric by Harry Ruskin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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11/15/05

To 'Bush - Holier Than Thou'
To 'War's Wonderful II'