I'm The One
Sung to the Irving Berlin tune
"I Got The Sun In The Morning"

Got no arrow, got no bow.
No one's happy with what I know.
I'm the one they are scorning
   that they love to fight.

Lost Osama, lost Ashcroft.
People accuse me of going soft.
I'm the one they are scorning
   that they love to fight.

Gas Price
Could take your breath away.
China
Will take your job away.

No ecology, no more trees.
Got no Socal Securities.
I'm the one they are scorning
   that they love to fight.

Got no armor for Humvees.
Got no subjects on bended knees.
I'm the one they are scorning
   that they love to fight.

Call ups
Can cut his monthly pay.
Car bombs
Might take your son away.

Got insurgents, go no peace
Got Guantanamo to police.
I'm the one they are scorning
   that they love to fight.

Got no fast ball, got no lob.
Unlike Bolton, I've got a job,
But I'm the one they're warning
   who got nothing right.

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/5/05

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