I said I'll just tell Judy, But when I said to Judy Val Plame's been spying for the CIA, "Irving," she calls me, "This is crazy, Crazy for you to say." I said I'm not a liar. Cheney is the liar Who told you there'd be WMD. "Irving," she calls me, "I believe you. Golly, but he sure fooled me." Irving's a name I don't allow Myself to answer to, For Scooter is what I use now, Saving Irving for a special few. She swore we'd share forever Those names Novak would never Allow his readers to misconstrue. "Irving," she calls me, Though I'm Scooter, "Sharing is what we do."
Music by Carl Sigman |