Bush now runs in place, Trying a straight face Rove's no longer there, The former Bush au pair Alfred Neuman's brain has left him. It's a threat to the crown. No more trick or treat. He takes a back seat, Once again the geek On a losing streak Alfred Neuman's brain has left him. It's a threat to the crown. Any suggestions That he answer questions Explaining his goof of the day Are met with digressions About his obsessions Who knew her name? Who gave it away? Must be losing heart Admits to each false start, Swallows foolish pride Even says he lied. Now we know his rule has ended It's the threat to his crown.
Music by Jerry Livingston |