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So many hate him - How can he last? His Secret Service Has a somewhat checkered past – He'd better make nice. The dice are loaded And not devoted – It's getting dicey. Ev'ry so often Someone gets through. The Secret Service Still can't admit 'twas their boo-boo. Seems they're forbidden from letting on When they think it's getting dicey. Unlike his proxies in Iraq, who soon lose their hat rack, He lacks the moxie to lose his head and never, ever get it back. So little chance He'll be beheaded, But shocking odds his sycophants, Or he, or Cheney, won't for long remain unleaded – The dice are loaded And not devoted – It's getting dicey.
Music by Fats Waller |