I've Been Sent To Be
Being sung by Hillary to the song from "Singin' In the Rain"
"You Were Meant For Me"
(You were meant for me. I was meant for you.)

I've been sent to be
President to you.
Super delegates will say I'm the one
To make sure that later on McCain will have won.
They'll get me Florida for free –
Steal Michigan quite handily –
By unanimous consent
They'd make Lieberman repent;
Meantime they've sent me, Hillary.

I've been sent to be
President to you.
Next to John McCain I'd be the most qualified,
But that Barack's not been brainwashed can't be denied.
A failure militarily –
He crashed planes constantly –
John'd still consent,
If he became your President,
To torture gen'tally.

I've been sent to be
President to you.
Tax returns and deals will make you upchuck –
You think we got as rich as this on beginner's luck?
There's things that Ken Starr didn't see,
Like who got out of jail "for free" –
Yet you'd consent
To us as President
Because of how they're reinventing me.

I've been sent to be
President to you.
Hate ads slander him but when I am done
You are gonna wish Barack Obama had won.
I've got the skunk you seldom see,
The kind your dog finds frequently.
Despite dissent
Billy won't repent,
But's bound to fool around eventually.

Music by Nacio Herb Brown
Original Lyric by Arthur Freed
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/7/08

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