I've been sent to be President to you. Super delegates will say I'm the one To make sure that later on McCain will have won. They'll get me Florida for free Steal Michigan quite handily By unanimous consent They'd make Lieberman repent; Meantime they've sent me, Hillary. I've been sent to be President to you. Next to John McCain I'd be the most qualified, But that Barack's not been brainwashed can't be denied. A failure militarily He crashed planes constantly John'd still consent, If he became your President, To torture gen'tally. I've been sent to be President to you. Tax returns and deals will make you upchuck You think we got as rich as this on beginner's luck? There's things that Ken Starr didn't see, Like who got out of jail "for free" Yet you'd consent To us as President Because of how they're reinventing me. I've been sent to be President to you. Hate ads slander him but when I am done You are gonna wish Barack Obama had won. I've got the skunk you seldom see, The kind your dog finds frequently. Despite dissent Billy won't repent, But's bound to fool around eventually.
Music by Nacio Herb Brown |