I've Changed
Being sung by Hillary to the 1942 tune
"You've Changed"
(…The sparkle in your eyes is gone…)

I've changed.
I'm not the Hillary you knew;
The one The Times board picked for you.
That Hillary's gone –
I've changed.

I've changed.
I'm not the same as yesterday –
Pant suits and promises passé,
From tweed to chiffon –
I've changed.

I'm an agent of change like the weather –
Most days cold, some days hot –
If Mark Penn ever gets it together,
I'll maybe play nice; maybe not…

I've changed.
You can't predict which one you'll get –
No way will Vegas take your bet.
Perhaps tulle? Or Orlon?
I've changed.

Music by Carl Fischer
Original Lyric by Bill Carey
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/5/08

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