I've Hocked Your Minks
Hillary responds to Maureen Dowd's speculation about how she's changed
to Frank Loesser's "Take Back Your Mink"
(Take back your mink, take back your pearls)

I've hocked your minks.
I've hocked your pearls.
What more can I hock
That belongs to you girls?

Maureen Dowd thinks
I'm something I'm not.
She's unaware of
The sex change I got.

When she sees how extensive my plans to run were,
    she'll reveal why I've taken this route.
Then when Bill noses around thinking I'm still a her,
    he'll find a Cialis standout.

The theory was great
But the outcome sure stinks.
What a waste of cheap jew'lry
And moth-eaten minks.

Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/8/08

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