I've hocked your minks. I've hocked your pearls. What more can I hock That belongs to you girls? Maureen Dowd thinks I'm something I'm not. She's unaware of The sex change I got. When she sees how extensive my plans to run were, she'll reveal why I've taken this route. Then when Bill noses around thinking I'm still a her, he'll find a Cialis standout. The theory was great But the outcome sure stinks. What a waste of cheap jew'lry And moth-eaten minks.
Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser |