Jeff Gannon, by George *
Apologies to the tune "So Rare"

Each time you hear
This expression
Of approbation,
This fer sure,
Does it convey
An impression,
Or aberration
Of amour?

If you hear 'by George'
And the president seems involved,
'By George'
Could be the latter, and a matter,
Not of subscribing, but of describing
A conservative code dissolved: Bi-George!

For when she hears 'by George',
Her dilemma is not resolved.
Bi-George
Brings lovely Laura much pain and sorra,
For in