Junior vs. WalMart
(Sung to the tune "How Deep Is The Ocean (How High Is The Sky)")

Wal-Mart trades with China? How much do they buy?
Don't they know our balance is a few billions shy?
How many times can we be asked what to do?
Won't that depend on when treasuries come due?

We can't tax the Chinese – they're way over there –
Nor can we tax WalMart. DeLay wouldn't dare –
And if they can't buy Chinese, well, where would they buy?
We've outsourced most ev'rything – that's my alibi.

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/26/05

To 'Policies - Greed'
To 'WalMart? No Not Much'