Junior vs. WalMart
(Sung to the tune "How Deep Is The Ocean (How High Is The Sky)")

WalMart trades with China? How much do they buy?
Don't they know our balance is a few billions shy?
How many times can we be asked what to do?
Won't that depend on when treasuries come due?

We can't tax the Chinese – they're way over there –
Nor can we tax WalMart. DeLay wouldn't dare –
And if they can't buy Chinese, well, where would they buy?
We've outsourced most ev'rything – that's my alibi.

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/26/05

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